March 2012
FACT: 76% of young boys that saw the hidden penis...
factsaboutqueers:
It is highly regarded as one of Disney’s must successful secret recruiting campaigns.
Prom's tonight
and I’m so anxious/excited/mostly anxious
Okay so I’m finished with most of the application (besides the medical one) and while a college degree isn’t necessary to be accepted it does make me nervous to not have gone to college. My dream should I be accepted would be to help people across the world become more sexually educated so as to put a leash on STDs and overpopulation. I’m worried I don’t have enough...
Filling out the application for the Peace Corps
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“It is not night, when I do see your face,
Therefore I think I am not in the...”
– Helena from A Midsummer Night’s Dream by William Shakespeare, Act 2 Scene 1. (via cuppaquotes)
Helena is one of my favorite characters in all of literature and definitely my favorite from A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Her lines are the most beautiful, heartfelt, and bittersweet lines in the...
I find a lot of things offensive, like the use of the word “fag” for instance, but fuck, don’t stop saying things for my sake. Say whatever the hell you want. I’ll still think you’re an ignorant prick for continuing to use the offensive word but I’m not in the business of policing people’s vocabulary so I’m not going to try to censor you. I’ll...
My mom just asked me why I don’t respect her. I wanted to say, “You get respect when you give respect…” but I just held my tongue. That’s something that’s different between us. I know what’s hurtful and what’s not and I choose my words based on that.
mom (in passenger seat): Ugh that asshole! Who does he think he is driving twenty miles an hour in a parking lot!?
Me (in driver's seat): Mom, that was me like fifteen minutes ago.
haley-entendu:
I love collarbones so much.. I could build a house out of collarbones, and I’d be happy to live there.
This is the beginning of Haley’s career as a serial killer
I wish I was Rory Gilmore but minus her liberal tendencies.
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Reblog if you are an artist/creative person and a...
lalibertarienne:
Too many artists tend to be leftist, would love to see my fellow artists who happen to be libertarian.
CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
So I wrote a song but I don’t know I think it’s kind of dumb. Actually, I like it a lot but I think you’ll all think it’s kind of dumb. Also, I feel like people might look way too much into the things I write and think that I wrote about an actual person or about something from my life but most of my poems and songs take only a little aspect of my life and then exaggerate...
Today Haley told me in a note that she was having a peacock themed graduation party and that she thought I’d be interested because I was gay a peacock. She then told me that she wasn’t sure if that was inappropriate or not and so was undecided over whether or not she’d give me the note. She gave me the note anyway and I chuckled.
Have you ever imagined something so sweet that the realization of the fact that it will never happen makes you almost cry?
Sometimes I really hate myself for no reason at all and then my stomach feels like it’s filled with rocks as I dread living as myself for the rest of my life.
I imagine that the first guy to smoke weed was probably trying to use it to feed a fire so he could cook his mammothchops and after awhile he was just kinda like “shiiiiiit….”
Why do I find Ryan Guldemond’s voice so sexy why? When he sings about handfuls in “The Stand” I just want to be like take me now
When I was in geometry class in ninth grade I would always ask my teacher when I’d ever use the lessons she taught and her answer would always be
building ferris wheels
ferris wheels
School is useless.
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
WOO representin’
I’m using liquid glue to stick tiny ripped up aluminum foil pieces onto small cutout fish and it is literally the worse thing in the world
pregnantmermaid:
like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
brandnewswastikas:
A real feminist would never pee sitting down.
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omg Hufflepuffs are totes the libertarians of the...
I can't handle lost pets
it makes me so sad, the idea of them out there by themselves, cold and alone and in the dark.
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“Its funny that we as people think what we believe is true just because we...”
– facebook friend who is super religious and always ready to disprove actual scientific reason