So my mom and I got into an argument earlier and I really can’t fucking remember what she said but I know it made me angry. 

OH

I remember now. I was talking to her about my plans for summer and college and blah blah blah and about how I’m going to my dad’s for the summer to work for my stepmom while also doing online school for the local college here. I then told her that right after that I plan to transfer straight to my actual college from my dad’s house. She told me she didn’t think I was being very polite or some shi— stuff because apparently she wants to help me pick out stuff for school and drive me to school and have a big long dramatic goodbye like in Casablanca, except less romantic because that’d be weird considering she’s my mom. Anyway, I was like, “Woah woah woah, I’m not worried about being polite right now, I’m worrying about choose the best options for me and about getting my future together,” because oh my goodness it just really makes sense for me to go straight to school after the summer. I could get all of my shit in Virginia and then take a train down to Savannah or Sarasota or wherever and I wouldn’t have to spend money on gas or anything. My mom and I can say bye to each other before I leave. 

Goddamn.